For the past six months or so, I’ve been working as the ‘Dubai Expert’ (shudder) on a new(ish) travel website called Simon Seeks, which is a bit like the Facebook of the travel website world (if you take Tripadvisor to be the ungainly Myspace). Anyway, after countless reviews of hotel lobbies and shopping malls, my section is finally complete. Behold my Dubai knowledge here. Oh, and please use it to book your hotels, because I might well get a cut.